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how to build a fascist regime
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Let’s get down to business...

You are not here to learn how to be a good leader, you know why? Because you already are! You are not a sad and frustrated waste of humanity. You are a a godamn super man! (Or woman). You know, a lot of people think that fascism is not really worth it, that it only brings death and destruction and that it leaves long lasting transgenerational trauma. But those people are wrong! They probably have PhD’s and other useless stuff. Jesus didn’t have a PhD and look what he did. You dont need to waste your life studying and understanding geopolitical history and human psychology. You are a man of action! (Or woman). So gather the legions and march forward.

leader marching in front of his soldier
leader marching in front of his soldier

Now, in drawing inspiration, we should start and end with nazis. You know, the guys from STAR WARS™. Although if you want to add a little flavour to your new and vibrant political movement, you can also rip off the romans as well. Hell, you can even combine them and build a new regime of super nazi-romans! The possibilities are endless my boy (Or girl).

Also, dont mind checking all those history books, they were all written by jealous and boring people who believe that everyone should be treated equal; but you are not equal to them, you are superior! You are superior to everyone, even your so-called government (which you will learn how to legally overthrow with this guide).

start your jurney

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You’ll be happy to know you haven’t entered a pseudo-nazi discord server. We haven't fallen so low as a society (not yet anyway). This is a parody website that depicts the stark reality of how easy it is for powerful individuals to manipulate the mases for political and economic gain by using malicious methods dangerously resembling those of past attempts at fascist regimes.

PART I

why everything is someone else's fault

PART II

marching in with style!

PART III

How to be taken seriously

PART IV

Aggressive negotiations for introverted fascists

PART V

the last-minute solution

This work is dedicated to every single fascist nazi out there. We have to remember, nazis have homes, they have families, they most likely than not have a very high position of power in our society and they STILL deserve to be shot. And that’s really f*cking important. (ps. follow the white rabbit...)

Did I just enter a pseudo-nazi discord server?

You’ll be happy to know we haven’t fallen so low as a society (not yet anyway). This is a parody website that depicts the stark reality of how easy it is for powerful individuals to manipulate the mases for political and economic gain by using malicious methods dangerously resembling those of past attempts at fascist regimes.

Acknowledgements

This work is dedicated to every single fascist nazi out there. We have to remember, nazis have homes, they have families, they most likely than not have a very high position of power in our society and they STILL deserve to be shot. And that’s really f*cking important. (ps. follow the white rabbit...)