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How to be
taken seriously
Remember, everything you will be doing to build your fascist regime is absolutely legal. And do you know why it is legal? Because it is a natural truth. It may not be the most obvious truth but nevertheless it is what it is. You are only making your country great again!
9 out of 10 fascists recommend is to form or join an already established political party. Just keep in mind that you are really not joining them, you are only using them as a catapult to success. It doesn’t matter which one you pick as long as it is composed by the Right people, after all you are going to retro-fit it with your own brilliant ideas. To be sure which one to choose and before doing anything rash, stop and answer the following questions:
After your big display of charisma and power everybody knows what you are all about so now all you have to do is use your political legitimacy to convince the already failing government to make you the next big thing.
It usually doesn’t take much. Once they realize that everybody else loves you (thanks to your sixth sense of fashion and style) and that your plan is solid they will all see the great leader you already see in the mirror.
Convince those in power that you are the best option for the country’s future. Make them think it was their idea to hand power over to the emotional, confident and good-looking fascist leader that you are. Make them think you are working for them when in reality they are working for you! It’s a genius move.
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